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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 09:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Knicks-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Indiana eliminates New York, advances to 2025 Finals - NBA

No way

Everyone loved it.

No go.

How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE

So they tried

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Miley Cyrus Reveals What Caused Her Estrangement from Dad Billy Ray for the First Time - instyle.com

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

10 quotes about science’s value to society - Big Think

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..